If you happen to see a large green monster out and about today you may want to contact your local authorities. According to an official police report Wally the Green Monster has been stolen from the Boston Red Sox. Wally has been with the Sox since April of 1997 and is officially listed as living at Fenway Park. The call came in today around 2:30 in the afternoon as a larceny in progress at Boylston and Dartmouth Street. Wally was apparently home alone today as the Sox are in New York to play the Yankees tonight. Wally does not go to away games and only leaves Fenway for the occasional birthday party, charity event or parade. Fans and friends can send their best wishes for Wally’s safe return to email@example.com or try his personal hotline at 617-226-6520.